We Don't Know Jack

Jack Bauer, a.k.a. Kiefer Sutherland, is screwing up yet again. As you've probably already heard, the king of action television and star of the Fox show "24" has been charged with misdemeanor assault after a fashion designer claimed the actor head-butted him at a Manhattan nightclub. Supposedly it happened in the middle of a conversation Kiefer was having with Brooke Shields. If this is true, and it sure seems that way, what is Kiefer thinking? The only explanation was that he was seriously intoxicated. Which is a bit of a concern as well because he served 48 days in jail on a 2007 drunk-driving charge in California. Clearly this guy needs to get his head on straight. Could he actually be such a loose cannon that he thinks he can get away with Jack Bauer-esque moves in real life? I really hope not. But most celebrities seem to be a bit loopy, so I wouldn't be surprised.

If only we could get the actual video footage of this incident. I can see it now...Kiefer and Brooke Shields peacefully talking...and then some tool walks by, makes a comment, and absolutely gets shelled in the nose by Kiefer's forehead. An odd and stupid way to react for sure, but quite entertaining nonetheless.