Tuesday, April 14, 2009

First Federer, Now Roddick?

As you all probably know by now, Roger Federer and his longtime girlfriend, Mirka Vavrinec, tied the knot in Switzerland on Saturday. But now Page Six of the New York Post is reporting that Andy Roddick will be wedding his girlfriend, Brooklyn Decker, this upcoming weekend in Texas. Here is the report:

"ANDY Roddick, 26, is tying the knot with his model-love, Brooklyn Decker, 21, this weekend in Austin, Texas, friends of the couple say. "Brooklyn and her bridesmaids had a big bachelorette weekend in Chapel Hill, NC, this weekend," a pal said. "They just bounced around and had a great time." One bridesmaid is Decker's Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue fellow model Julie Henderson. Roddick and Decker met in 2007 when he had his agent contact hers after he saw her in SI."

So basically Roddick was flipping through a Sport Illustrated Swimsuit Issue on the toilet and handpicked his wife from the magazine. Hopefully he didn't call his agent while he was on the pot too. But in all seriousness (and sympathy), so Roger gets married one week before Roddick? Poor Andy, this guy just can't win. What are the chances. Hang in there Andy. Also, if anyone can get a live streaming feed of the wedding, I would think most men would be intrigued. From the article above, sounds like it will just be a bunch of swimsuit models running amuck. So don't worry Andy, you are a lucky man. Just look at this comparison below and you should be able to sleep just fine:

Roger's-----------------------------------Andy's
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1 comment:

  1. To "The Hasty"
    Great writing, cannot wait to see whats coming up. Keep hockey news alive!

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